Real Madrid’s new zillian pound signing, Cristiano Ronaldo, has had his legs insured for £90million by his new club.

In tribute I have compiled a list of other insured body parts for your entertainment.

• J-Lo’s ass – $300million
• Cricketer Merv Hughes’ moustache – £200k
• Ken Dodd’s teeth – £4million
• Ugly Betty’s smile – £5million
• Yo-Yoist Harvey Lowe’s hands – $150,000

Via The Sun

So the Blackburn Rovers #5, Tugay, has decided to retire at the end of the season. Here’s a few facts about the central midfielders career.

Club: Blackburn Rovers (since 2001)
Position: Central Midfield
Number: 5
Nationality: Turkish (94 cap)
DOB: 24th August 1970
Previous Clubs: Galatasaray, Rangers

• Named Blackburn’s Player of the Season ins 2003-04.
• Once described as one of the finest ball-playing midfielders in Europe by Gheorghe Hagi.
• Became youngest ever captain of Galatasaray at 22.
• On his final appearance for Turkey he wore the number 94 to mark his 94th and final cap for his country.
• His wife is a former Turkish national Basketball player.

Club: Hull City (since 2003)
Cost: £50k
Position: Goalkeeper
DOB: 9th November 1982
POB: California, USA
Previous Clubs: Aston Villa, Bradford City, Macclesfield Town, Stockport County

• Capped at U20s level for England but now full Welsh International
• Hull Player of the Year 2005-06
• Played for Hull in all English divisions, joining them in the old 3rd division.
• Rumoured to be scouted by Inter Milan, Fenerbahce and Everton

Club: Everton (since 2005)
Cost: £2million
Position: Midfield
DOB: 26 March 1982
POB: San Sebastian, Spain
Previous Clubs: Barcelona, Rangers, Real Sociedad
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