Carlos Tevez has offered Manchunian rock legends Oasis free latin dancing lessons in exchange for musicship lessons for his band. The Man City striker is the frontman of a fairly successful band known as Piola Vago, a venture he partakes with his brother Diego.
Andrei Arshavin is at the wrong side of the latest joke in the Arsenal changing rooms. The team are taking the piss out of the Russian for having an accent similar to the meerkat in the Compare the Market ads.
Real Madrid’s new zillian pound signing, Cristiano Ronaldo, has had his legs insured for £90million by his new club.
In tribute I have compiled a list of other insured body parts for your entertainment.
It’s confirmed! Kaka is a Real Madrid player. AC Milan are reported to recieve a world record fee £56million transfer fee for the Brazilian superstar. This marks the beginning of Perez’s second coming as Madrid’s president and hopefully a new era of Galacticos. La Liga 2009/10 is going to be sweeeet!
Here’s the man himself out running Messi to score for Brazil in an international friendly.
Last year everyone was dressing up as the Joker. This year its Tony Mowbray. West Bromich Albion fans are to wear masks of their manager Tony Mowbray at the club’s last game in the Premier League. Dean Walton, the organiser of the event will distribute 1,800 masks to West Brom supporters for their away game at Blackburn.
Cristiano Ronaldo is set splash out more money on rediculous items. The Man United winger is looking to purchase a red London bus to keep it in his back garden, reportedly looking to spend around £10,000. This price tag comes a lot cheaper than the £193,000 he payed for his Ferrari 599 GTB only to smash it into a wall two days later.
“My nieces and nephews would love to play on one, so I’m going to buy one for them.”
Whats wrong with a slide or a Nintendo Wii?
Cristiano Ronaldo has pranks Danny Welbeck by filling his locker with £2.5k worth of Calvin Klein Boxers. This comes after teasing the young striker for buying his kegs at Primark.
The Scottish football season could be cut short if government plans to combat any escalation in swine flu are implemented. As it stands there are five SPL games and a Scottish Cup final to be played. Similar plans were drawn up in 2002 due to a Foot and Mouth outbreak.
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