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Arsenal Unveal Carling Cup Strip Sponsor

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Arsenal are set to field another young team in tonight’s Carling Cup match against Burnley and with them a new sponsor, Mothercare. One to watch is number 19, Jack Wilshere, being only 16 years old.

The squad: Fabianski, Hoyte, Coquelin, Silvestre, Gibbs, Wilshere, Randall, Ramsey, Merida, Vela, Bendtner, Mannone, Simpson, Bischoff, Lansbury, Fonte, Frimpong.

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If Jesus Played Football

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Transfer Deadline Day Predictions

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  • Man United fail in signing Dimitar Berbatov, settling for Lee Trundle of Bristol City instead
  • Man City change owners another 3 times before midnight one of them being a Gallagher brother
  • Fat Ronaldo is seen at Loftus Road hoping to sign for QPR
  • Spurs buy everyone resulting in every other team going out of business.
  • The rest of the day is spent discussing Gareth Barry, Xabi Alonso and Christiano Ronaldo. One of them retires from stress

Keane’s Solution to Sunderland’s Keeper Problems

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With Craig Gordon not living up to the hype, Roy Keane looks to make a comeback and prevent relegation this season

Wenger Gets Arshavin

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Rangers Announce New Sponsors

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