Real Madrid’s new zillian pound signing, Cristiano Ronaldo, has had his legs insured for £90million by his new club.

In tribute I have compiled a list of other insured body parts for your entertainment.

• J-Lo’s ass – $300million
• Cricketer Merv Hughes’ moustache – £200k
• Ken Dodd’s teeth – £4million
• Ugly Betty’s smile – £5million
• Yo-Yoist Harvey Lowe’s hands – $150,000

Via The Sun

Cristiano Ronaldo is set splash out more money on rediculous items. The Man United winger is looking to purchase a red London bus to keep it in his back garden, reportedly looking to spend around £10,000. This price tag comes a lot cheaper than the £193,000 he payed for his Ferrari 599 GTB only to smash it into a wall two days later.

“My nieces and nephews would love to play on one, so I’m going to buy one for them.”

Whats wrong with a slide or a Nintendo Wii?

Source: Daily Star

Cristiano Ronaldo has pranks Danny Welbeck by filling his locker with £2.5k worth of Calvin Klein Boxers. This comes after teasing the young striker for buying his kegs at Primark.

Cristiano Ronaldo has wrote off his Ferrari in a crash this morning in the tunnel which passes under Manchester airport. Don’t worry Man United fans, he’s unhurt, attending training shortly after in preperation for sundays clash with Chelsea.

Wonder if Ronaldo rolled about on the floor looking for a penalty? Coupey

Cristiano Ronaldo was last night crowned the 2008 winner of the prestigious Ballon d’Or trophy by ninety six journalists on the French Ballon D’Or panel. In the past season he has scored fourty two goals in all competitions and with Manchester United he lifted the UEFA Champions League and the English Premier League titles. The Runner up prize was awarded to Barcelona ace Lionel Messi and Spaniard Fernando Torres was given the bronze medal.

It is almost time to announce the winner or the European 2008 Ballon d’Or Award, previous winners include Legends such as Dennis Law, Johan Cruyff, Zinedine Zidane and of course Kevin Keegan. This years favourite is Manchester United Star Christiano Ronaldo but he faces fierce competition from Messi and Kaka who is hoping to win the trophy for the second year in a row. With all this excitment here is a video to wet your appetite…    

• Man United fail in signing Dimitar Berbatov, settling for Lee Trundle of Bristol City instead
• Man City change owners another 3 times before midnight one of them being a Gallagher brother
• Fat Ronaldo is seen at Loftus Road hoping to sign for QPR
• Spurs buy everyone resulting in every other team going out of business.
• The rest of the day is spent discussing Gareth Barry, Xabi Alonso and Christiano Ronaldo. One of them retires from stress

What follows is some atrocious hairstyles from players still in the game. So sadly no Valderamma or Seaman in this post but we’ve found some scourchers for your enjoyment

Comment your favourites, suggestions etc

Let this be the first lookalike special starting with current champions of Europe, Manchester United.

Edwin Van Der Sar / Tony Hawks

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