Ronnie’s £90m Legs • 08.04.09
Real Madrid’s new zillian pound signing, Cristiano Ronaldo, has had his legs insured for £90million by his new club.

In tribute I have compiled a list of other insured body parts for your entertainment.
- J-Lo’s ass – $300million
- Cricketer Merv Hughes’ moustache – £200k
- Ken Dodd’s teeth – £4million
- Ugly Betty’s smile – £5million
- Yo-Yoist Harvey Lowe’s hands – $150,000
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